brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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