there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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