is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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