yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
