Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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