she woke up with a sticky ear
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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