Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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