Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
