I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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