My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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