i just google imaged poop.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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