come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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