Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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