better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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