People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
