making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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