The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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