We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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