first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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