Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
