is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
