everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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