This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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