question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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