is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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