You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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