I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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