so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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