you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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