do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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