Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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