she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You are a genius and a whore.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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