I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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