yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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