if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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