..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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