What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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