and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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