Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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