On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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