At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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