last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The ass gains better be worth it
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