I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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