We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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