I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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