I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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