Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's blow job season.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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