I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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