hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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