Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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