True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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